Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things He does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, He has a special place full of fire, and smoke, and burning, and torture, and anguish where He'll send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time. But He loves you! He loves you. He loves you, and He needs Money!
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George Carlin
George Carlin
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