Show of hands! How many of you retards own a self-help book? ...That's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your "self" sucks! Helping yourself - that means you're being helped by a complete asshole. So ignore yourself. Do what I say instead.
-- Doctor P
from: School for Scoundrels
(2006)
(2006)Billy Bob Thornton acted as Doctor P
Doctor P
Billy Bob Thornton
School for Scoundrels
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